George Carlin once said that our schools should have a class on Day-dreaming, where the kids would sit and day-dream for an hour. Well, here are some random thoughts that escaped my day-dreaming mind.
1) Alex Rodriguez passed Mel Ott on the all-time home run leader list. Did Mel Ott ever have his own breakfast cereal, called Mel Ott-O’s, a mixture of chocolate and vanilla bits? I hope so.
2) I have yet to find someone with a ‘Support the troops’ car sticker who has a good understanding of what it means. We need a sticker that says, ” I support American youngsters risking their life to torture and kill citizens of a country that never attacked us, so I can pay more for gas and have all my taxes go to things that do not enhance my life in any way”. Then I will understand why a large SUV is needed, to fit the sticker.
3) Every catholic priest should be forced to sleep with a prostitute at least once/week, so they won’t have to go after the kids. When will America learn that their unhealthy obsession with suppressing sex and the body only leads to major problems? Among recent American scandals, a naked breast was shown on tv and a senator touched feet in a public bathroom. Ooooo! I know it helps some people’s good standing with an invisible man in the sky, but enough is enough.
4) Every major league baseball player should be elected to the Baseball Hall of Fame automatically, so I don’t have to listen to idiots go on about how it is a travesty their favorite player didn’t make it. “Jim Rice didn’t make it in, my world will end. Waaah” Why do you need a stamp of approval by an elitist organization to soften your insecurities? Start your own Hall of Fame if you don’t like that one.
