In Idiocracy, a film parody of today’s American consumer corporate culture, future civilization cannot sustain vegetation due to the replacement of all water with a Gatorade like substance. Apparently Bud Selig, MLB, and Gatorade are taking a major step in that direction, according to a news report. The New Jersey Star Ledger is reporting that Major League Baseball has banned all bottled water from the dugout, and threatened to extend the ban to the clubhouse if there is any violation. Gatorade has neither sugar-free nor any ‘natural’ product.
When asked for a comment, baseball’s commissioner Bud Selig said, ‘uh it’s got like electrolytes or something. Hey! Whycome you no got tattoo?’