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October 17, 2008

‘Joe Six Pack’, Sarah Palin courts the self effacing alcoholic market

Filed under: humor, politics — Tags: — skeptisys @ 2:27 pm

Sarah Palin frequently says she cares about “Joe 6-pack”,  presumably referring to the ‘working class’.   Only John McCain could possibly be so out of touch with reality to believe there are people who think of themselves as ‘Joe 6-pack’ and respond positively to this classification.

Joe six pack relaxing by their car

Joe six pack relaxing by their car

‘Joe 6-pack’ is a derogatory term used by rich people to refer to the lower classes.   Sarah is basically saying that she can relate to those people who sit around drinking beer all day – showing her disdain for the working class with this catchy marketing term.

For Sarah Palin, I have a few ideas on which markets should Sarah Palin have reached out with her folksy phraseology.

Joe six-ounce - The marijuana smoking crowd needs a strong political voice before all their freedoms and possessions are seized by the government.  Plus they are so friendly, philosophical, and helpful to our economy with their spur of the moment snack food purchases.

Toys r us is out of roach clips

Toys я us is out of roach clips

Joe ’6 hour stiffy‘- The old people drug popping culture, who live on erect penis and heart medications,  deserve representation.  Ninety per-cent of the population work longer hours for less money?  Take a depression pill.  Record numbers of people arrested and police?  Take an anxiety pill.  Eighty years old with an ugly wife who wants sex?  Take a vacation.

rush limbaugh is old and loves drugs

rush limbaugh is old and loves drugs

Joe 6-jobs or joe 60-hour work week:

(insert photo of yourself here, photoshopped to look a little older)

Joe 6-teeth:  I like candy and I vote!

Muhammad Ali & Friends - "The Adventures of Ali And His Gang v.s. Mr. Tooth Decay

Muhammad Ali & Friends -

Joe 6-fingers: (if Alfonso is offended by this photo, let him flip me the middle fingers!)

antonio alfonseca 6 fingers

antonio alfonseca 6 fingers

Joe 6-toes: Not to be left out.

Sixto Lezcano posing with young fans Milwaukee Brewers

Sixto Lezcano posing with young fans Milwaukee Brewers

Joe 6 IQ:

poop captured in hair

poop captured in hair

Joe 6-seconds to make a major decision on running mate:

John McCain surprised the prunes worked this morning

John McCain surprised the prunes are working so quickly this morning

Joe 6-pack via DBA oracle.

Joe 6-ounce via some MySpace page

Rush mug shot from all over.

Ali vs tooth decay.

Antonio Alfonseca from WizzNutzz.

Sixto Lezcano via Flickr.

Poop haircut – Rosie picture.

Surprised McCain.

October 11, 2008

Noam Chomsky on the ‘economic bailout’

Filed under: politics — Tags: , — skeptisys @ 8:59 am
Noam Chomsky

Noam Chomsky

Noam Chomsky has an article on the current economic crisis, published in the Irish Times Friday Oct. 10 – definitely worth a read.

Below is a quote from the article that should be read and understood by each American as we discuss which issues are important enough to warrant our attention.

The United States effectively has a one-party system, the business party, with two factions, Republicans and Democrats. There are differences between them. In his study Unequal Democracy: The Political Economy of the New Gilded Age, Larry Bartels shows that during the past six decades “real incomes of middle-class families have grown twice as fast under Democrats as they have under Republicans, while the real incomes of working-poor families have grown six times as fast under Democrats as they have under Republicans”.

Differences can be detected in the current election as well. Voters should consider them, but without illusions about the political parties, and with the recognition that consistently over the centuries, progressive legislation and social welfare have been won by popular struggles, not gifts from above.

Those struggles follow a cycle of success and setback. They must be waged every day, not just once every four years, always with the goal of creating a genuinely responsive democratic society, from the voting booth to the workplace.

Photo via Tomorrowland.

April 17, 2008

Texas Prisoner Keith Russell Judd Gets His Name Listed On Idaho Democratic Primary Ballot With Obama, Clinton

Filed under: law, News, politics — Tags: , , , , , , — skeptisys @ 8:36 am

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CBS reported that a prisoner in Texas, Keith Russell Judd, “conned” his way into the Idaho Democratic Primary Ballot by following the applicable law and legally applying for the ballot.  Judd used the same method as Hillary Clinton and Barack Obama but I can find no citation of their filings being a ‘con’.  Apparently CBS and the other news organizations consider this legal filing a con based on who did the filing, and not the action itself.

This article was repeated almost verbatim in other newspapers like the New York Times, providing a hint of the way current mainstream news is created.

Idaho state Secretary of State Ben Ysursa said, “We did some checking,” Ysursa said. “There was nothing legally to keep him off.”  Ysursa does not say if they then tried illegal means to try and keep him off.  Ysursa continued, “We may rethink how we get on our presidential ballot next time,” Ysursa said. “We’ll take a look at it. We’ve got four years to think about it.”  I am glad they are working hard to get those pesky non-corporate backed candidates off the ballot.  Why they consider Judd an issue when he has no chance to win, and they do not fix the well known problems in the voting system that got Bush to President, is a mystery.

The article states, as if mocking Orwell, “No matter how many votes he gets this time, he won’t get any national convention delegates. Idaho’s delegates are chosen at party caucuses.   “The good thing is the Democratic presidential primary has absolutely no legal significance,” Ysursa said.  Oh thank God for the reassurance that we don’t have to worry that any of our votes for a legally qualified candidate will be counted.

Summarizing the article: a person desiring to enter the presidential primary ballot in multiple states, conforms to all legal requirements, and is rejected by most states.   A state that does accidentally accept his ballot now regrets it and will do more in the future to find ways to keep ordinary citizens off the ballot.  But do not worry, your vote won’t count anyway, so no cause for alarm.  I commend CBS and other news organizations, and representatives for the Democratic Party and Idaho government for being so honest about how they are trying to subvert the Amercian democratic voting system.  Meanwhile, the public is more concerned with how Geore Bush stole the last 2 elections.

Who is Keith Russell Judd?  The articles’ only background is “Keith Russell Judd is serving time at the Beaumont Federal Correctional Institution in Texas for making threats at the University of New Mexico in 1999. He’s scheduled for release in 2013″  Fourteen years in federal prison for making a threat?  I started digging (news reporter word that means typing into Google and calling friends).

Most court records involving Judd have been sealed or unpublished, other than rejected appeals that do not mention details of the original case or cause of imprisonment.  The courts specifically reject Judd’s lawsuits due to multiple defective filings.  Could Judd be imprisoned for making multiple court filings against the University and other large organizations?   Through Google I found the earliest reference to Judd and University of New Mexico is from 1995, “Judd v. University of N.M., No. 94-2236, 1995 WL 228234″.  This rejection of appeal mentions “the United States Secret Service was voluntarily dismissed from this case on May 16, 1994″.

I did find, in the text of a book ‘The American Dictionary of Criminal Justice’ that Judd was barred by judicial order in Texas to not file any non-criminal complaints, due to his many ‘frivolous’ filings.  Probably, it appears, his imprisonment deals with a threat of lawsuit, also based on this text from a court proceeding:

“On September 27, 1999, the petitioner was convicted by a jury of two
counts of mailing a threatening communication with intent to extort money or
something of value in violation of 18 U.S.C.§ 876. See United States v. Judd,
252 F.3d 435 (5th Cir. 2001) (per curiam) (not published) (affirming conviction
and sentence). Because of various aggravating factors that increased the
offense level by a total of eighteen and the criminal history category from one
to four, the petitioner was sentenced to 210 months’ imprisonment. “

Multiple frivilous court filings is the status quo for large corporate entities like the RIAA and the Democratic party (when trying to keep third party candidates off the ballot).  The surprising success of Judd in getting his name on the Idaho ballot could provide us with insight on how the United States surpresses political speech in individual non-corporate sponsors and treats the mentally ill.  If enough people in Idaho that vote for Judd it will do more to shine light on the issues in our voting system that need to be addressed for American democracy.

For more information on this candidate, see the informative site Project Vote Smart.  Among their information on Judd is his coloful nicknames (Mr. President, Dark Priest, W.D., Rusty), religion (Rastafarian-Christian), and his general background helping homeless people vote or producing music.

“Don’t hate the media, become the media” -Jello Biafra-

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October 4, 2007

More Voting Chicanery

Filed under: law — Tags: , , , , — skeptisys @ 10:47 am

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Diebold, the company that helped steal the 2004 presidential election, is in the news again. Diebold’s electonic voting machines were used for a 2004 California vote on medical marijuana. The vote results were close enough that the results were challenged. Instead of turning the voting machines over for independent audit, county official sent all the machines back to Diebold. While at Diebold, 96% of the records were mysteriously deleted. Just last week, a judge voided the results and ordered a new vote. The judge also ordered the county officials to reimburse those that filed suit. Thankfully, the legislative branch of government will still occasionally apply the rule of law in a fair manner.

Read about it here.

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