I want to bring to your attention those unheralded Banana dressed men who keep our cities safer. One such BananaMan apprehended a bad man who videotaped 15 women defecating or urinating in public. Now I know some of you will claim those women were lawbreakers themselves for doing such acts in public. Some of you more philosophical types may wonder how many people have to do their business in a particular spot in the woods before a port-o-johnny placement is warranted. And clearly some of your more liberal ‘free-expression’ types will claim artistic merit, for all his fascinating close-ups of the feces. Although I have no idea why a man dressed like a banana would be hanging around a feces filled trail, I am here to tell you that I feel much safer knowing that BananaMen are looking out for #1. Next time I pee or poo in a crowded public area, I will smile, for I know you will be watching out for me. God bless you, BananaMan.