September 17, 2007

BananaMen are G.I.Men

Filed under: humor — Tags: , , , , — skeptisys @ 1:15 pm


Humans are very strange creatures, who sometimes dress like bananas. The most famous BananaMen include the comic book hero and the banana that sings about peanut butter & jelly and baseball bats.

I want to bring to your attention those unheralded Banana dressed men who keep our cities safer. One such BananaMan apprehended a bad man who videotaped 15 women defecating or urinating in public. Now I know some of you will claim those women were lawbreakers themselves for doing such acts in public. Some of you more philosophical types may wonder how many people have to do their business in a particular spot in the woods before a port-o-johnny placement is warranted. And clearly some of your more liberal ‘free-expression’ types will claim artistic merit, for all his fascinating close-ups of the feces. Although I have no idea why a man dressed like a banana would be hanging around a feces filled trail, I am here to tell you that I feel much safer knowing that BananaMen are looking out for #1. Next time I pee or poo in a crowded public area, I will smile, for I know you will be watching out for me. God bless you, BananaMan.


  1. ¿Qué demonios?

    ¿Qué el jode?

    Comment by JJ Bautista — September 18, 2007 @ 12:20 pm

  2. LOL on “looking out for #1” !

    The damn Yankees retired Billy Martin’s #1 Ewwww, gross!

    It that isn’t disgusting enough, I heard that about 10 years from now, they’re going to retire Derek Jeter’s #2. Double Ewwww, ewww!

    Comment by Johnny Mostil — September 18, 2007 @ 12:32 pm

  3. Lol at Billy Martin’s #1. They still kept Thurman Munson’s locker intact, who knows how many Reggie bars are still stuffed into the back.

    Comment by skeptisys — September 22, 2007 @ 12:26 pm

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