Top 10 sexual adventures, by age.
Males, age 21:
- back seat of the car
- front seat of the car
- trunk of the car
- backstage of a concert
- in the concert audience
- in grocery isle six, next to the taco kits
- with your friend Vanessa
- with his friends Todd, Butch, Steve, Luis, Angel, and Stubby
- In front of a video camera
- Right here, right now!
Males, age 41
- In bed with at least one pillow under his head, one arms length away from any remote
Females, age 41
- in the elevator
- on the beach
- in Paris
- in Italy
- on a cruise
- on the bed, with all remotes hidden
- with rose petals leading to bathtub
- next to candlelight
- anywhere that costs over $500 to get to
- anything with more than 3 hours of planning and $100 spent
Females, Age 21
- “I don’t know, what do you want to do?”
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