I had major computer hardware problems this past week. It began when I awoke to find a blank screen on my monitor. Checking and reconnecting all external cable connections did not restore power and video. When I was able to connect my monitor to a separate system, it worked! So I knew the problem was not with my monitor or the connecting cable. My next step was to find out if there was a problem inside the case, with the hardware and internal connections. I got my tool box and went to work. After 12 hours with my tools, finally – success!!! I got the computer case open!
Actually, the case was very easy to open. I tested and reseat all connections, cards, and power supplies that I could. After all the testing I could do – it appears during a recent physical move a fan was broken and disconnected, causing the system to eventually overheat and damage the motherboard and other hardware.
I turned to religion, having each component of my old main computer blessed in the name of Jesus Christ. If any of you would like to own a certified Christian blessed computer component for less than it would cost for a full non-Christian blessed computer system, please let me know by email or posting here with your contact info. I am afraid we accept cash only, at this time. Here is a real true testimonial on the absolute GODLY goodness of my certified Christian blessed computer parts:
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