May 30, 2008


Filed under: humor, pictures and videos — Tags: , , , , — skeptisys @ 12:06 pm

Goodkitties is the story of a cat crime family that came to America from the old country….

cat in boat KJ Rogers

My name is Henry the cat, call me Hankie.  I am quick, so it is my job to heist the loot.

cat steals fish sea

My cousin Jimmie sells the stuff on the black market.

cat sells fish market

If the competition heats up – we have to get tough – catstyle

cat pay money whack the dog

No open casket for you!

cat slaps dog hit

Stop working my side of the bed!

cats on bed hug strangle

The bodies started to pile up, when the heat come down.

cat bodies pile up in tissue box

cat dont worry i hide body

We had to lay low in Vegas for a while, with some company…

i has a butt purhaps ud like 2 pet it

If we act natural, nobody will be the wiser – but Pete kept flashing the high priced jewelry

cat gold bow head


cats in prison pinched cage

you killed a man i jus scratch sofa cat cage jail prison

For my crimes it was harsh punishment

lethal injection cat hyperdermic needle shot

Little kitties, learn from my story.  Study hard and do it right.

am postdoc now i has many money now cat cash

Photo sources:

cat in boat: KJ Rogers photography

Cat with fishes, both:

Cat pay to whack: farmwiki

cat whack dog: maddspace

Cat strangle: SwapMeetDave

Cats in box, cage, and butt: lolcats, Icanhazcheezeburger

Cat bow:Maj

Cats Cage: Ontario cat adoption

Cat needle: treating diabetes in cats, sugarpet

Cat postdoc: six impossible things before breakfast


  1. This Cat found your story very funny, and entertaining, especially the pictures! ;-D

    Comment by Nikita — July 3, 2008 @ 3:59 am

  2. Thanks, Nikita! May your July 4th be filled with sneak BBQ attacks. Our July 4 creed: he who turn head, lose what is on bread.

    Comment by skeptisys — July 3, 2008 @ 9:04 am

  3. Ahh, no such luck, but I thank you anyway. ;-D

    Comment by Nikita — July 7, 2008 @ 10:35 am

  4. Dear SkeptiSys
    Happy 1st Anniversary to your blog site!

    I am glad your site has gained popularity during the course of the year – based on the date stamp of your first article ‘Hello World’ posted on July 12th, 2007 and over 30,000 hits.

    I am sure the readers will join me in congratulating you with this special occasion.
    We look forward to reading more of your interesting, creative, informative and funny articles that challenge conventional thinking.

    Comment by Nikki — July 13, 2008 @ 10:30 pm

  5. Thanks Nikki. Any relation to Nikita? I guess when it comes to kitties, there will be lots of Nicks and scratches.

    Comment by skeptisys — July 17, 2008 @ 2:45 pm

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