After a long and media frenzied period of non-news, Obama this week shocked the world by choosing a pro-corporation right wing Joe Biden as his running mate.
During his many years working for corporate profits, Biden has shown himself to be pro-RIAA, pro-war, and anti-constitional rights. Biden is thought by experts to be the first rich white male to run for the office of Vice President of the United States in over 3 years. This surprising last-second choice by Obama and multiple boards of directors to not go with a black female candidate who cares about human sufferring, came as a gigantic shock to at least 1 person (unidentified at press time).
This choice comes as a welcome relief to multi-billion and trillion dollar industries who were understandably uneasy about Obama only having a few years experience sacrificing human rights for their profits.
Minorities, women, children, 90% of the U.S., and people in countries other than the U.S. were thought to be royally assfucked by the decision, and again turned to their backup plan of praying to an imaginary God for help. God was again unavailable for comment.
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