SkeptiSys

September 15, 2008

Getting over 9/11

Filed under: humor, politics — Tags: , , , — skeptisys @ 3:00 pm
9-11 getting back to where we were

9-11 getting back to where we were

Thanks to Big Fun!

George W. Bush and his administration were the perfect patsies for Osama Bin Laden.  The attacks on Sept 11, 2001 caused pain that will never fully heal, but it also strengthened and united the U.S. with the rest of the world.  For weeks and months afterwords, the world, in fear anger and disgust, was united against Bin Laden and like minded individuals.  He and his cause was to be easily defeated, unless the United States had a government that would help crush America’s free and enjoyable way of life.  Maybe Osama was aware that the U.S. had an administration that would:

1. use that fear to get people to relinquish their long valued American freedoms and rights

2. fully support Bin Laden’s family and friends in Saudi Arabia, and the oil market that gave them power and wealth

3. attack local sworn enemies of Bin Laden in Iraq

4. use the attacks to reduce the balancing powers of the Judicial and Congressional branches of government

5. prefer to have Bin Laden alive than dead, so they would not make a serious attempt to catch him

6. take advantage of the attacks to funnel money to a few companies, with absolutely no regard for the future of American economy – at this writing, severely damaging the financial markets here and in Europe

7. offend and turn every other country radically against America

8. bomb, torture and kill innocent Arabic people, thus increasing the fanatical hatred of America and support of Bin Laden.

George W. Bush – celebrating 7 years of being Osama Bin Laden’s bitch.

Osama Bin Laden thanks George W Bush for his help

Osama Bin Laden thanks George W Bush for his help

Via PlanetQuo.

23 Comments »

  1. can you please torture somebody else?//

    Comment by amy jackman — March 29, 2009 @ 4:37 pm

    • True, Amy. All torture is illegal according to U.S. and international law – including water boarding and forcing people to listen to Aerosmith.

      Comment by skeptisys — March 31, 2009 @ 9:26 am

  2. you know what osama bin laden you can suck my bros hairy ass!! you can go to hell you think we will never find you you sre fuckin wrong bitch!!! cause we are gettin closer each day and when they find you and kill you i will dance and sing on ur grve PEACE OUT MOTHA FUCKA!!!!!****

    Comment by Ashley — March 18, 2010 @ 7:17 pm

    • he is dead

      Comment by Anonymous — May 3, 2011 @ 2:26 pm

    • Haha nice

      Comment by Garonick Justin Brand — May 4, 2011 @ 10:16 pm

  3. It wasn’t Osama who done the 9/11 attacks that a rumor to create hate for islam cud the religon growing fast it was by george bush!

    Comment by Imran — November 21, 2010 @ 3:11 pm

  4. smd u islam noobs

    Comment by lolhlh.o — January 31, 2011 @ 11:59 am

    • cristians are soo dome for all i now there the ones that pig fuk them dud

      Comment by mohammed — April 2, 2011 @ 4:10 am

      • Too bad CHRISTIANS know how to spell, unlike some DUMB people I know..

        Comment by Anonymous — May 1, 2011 @ 11:06 pm

      • you are the DUMBEST person thats ever posted a comment on this site… almost every single world you typed is spelled wrong so before you start talking about CHRISTIANS learn to spell… or get spell check stupid…. Jesus Loves You

        Comment by Don't Worry About It — May 1, 2011 @ 11:16 pm

      • Yo fuk u mofo go suk my old wrinkly dik

        Comment by Garonick Justin Brand — May 4, 2011 @ 10:16 pm

      • Hahahaha, it must suck to be unanimously hated by the WHOLE WORLD. FUCK YOU AL QUEADA, hope you like getting waterboarded and fucking killed.

        Comment by Torture is fun — May 15, 2011 @ 10:02 pm

    • fuck you christian or jewish FOOL!

      Comment by sake — May 10, 2011 @ 1:41 pm

  5. Islam Rocks!

    Comment by Anonymous — February 15, 2011 @ 3:59 pm

  6. Islam is the greatest!

    Comment by Albaba Shikani — February 15, 2011 @ 4:00 pm

    • Too bad he’s dead.

      Comment by Osama — May 3, 2011 @ 12:46 am

    • here is an Islamic joke,
      knock knock
      who is there
      BOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMBBBBBBBBB

      *THAT WOULD BE A ISLAMIC SUICIDE BOMBER

      Comment by Anonymous — May 4, 2011 @ 8:09 pm

  7. lolwut

    Comment by requiredinfo — May 2, 2011 @ 10:08 pm

  8. a world of lies and fabrications

    Comment by COURTHIADES — May 3, 2011 @ 10:31 am

  9. OSAMA BIN LADEN IS DEAD AT LAST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LONG LIVE AMERICA!!!!!!

    Comment by Gabby — May 3, 2011 @ 9:19 pm

  10. 2403 people died on Dec. 7/41….2973 on 911.
    Dec 7/41 = Fat man and little boy.
    I believe Dennis Miller Said “Nice one FUCKERS!!..But now it’s our Turn”
    so it took awhile, Personally I think the Good Ol U.S.of A
    should have given any peace loving sheppard enough time to gather his flock
    and 1 wife and get out because your rocky barren little shithole of a country
    is about to become the world’s biggest nightlight with a half life of a ten thousand years. Nuff Said.
    Thanks for letting me vent. Peace to all who seek it,Tuff-Shit to all who don’t.

    Comment by John and I am Canadian — May 4, 2011 @ 2:53 am

  11. Well i like it i like it a lot and also its funny just like when i fart while walking

    Comment by Garonick Justin Brand — May 4, 2011 @ 10:14 pm

  12. osamas is probably dead wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

    Comment by Anonymous — May 9, 2011 @ 9:27 am


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