SkeptiSys

October 17, 2008

‘Joe Six Pack’, Sarah Palin courts the self effacing alcoholic market

Filed under: humor, politics — Tags: — skeptisys @ 2:27 pm

Sarah Palin frequently says she cares about “Joe 6-pack”,  presumably referring to the ‘working class’.   Only John McCain could possibly be so out of touch with reality to believe there are people who think of themselves as ‘Joe 6-pack’ and respond positively to this classification.

Joe six pack relaxing by their car

Joe six pack relaxing by their car

‘Joe 6-pack’ is a derogatory term used by rich people to refer to the lower classes.   Sarah is basically saying that she can relate to those people who sit around drinking beer all day – showing her disdain for the working class with this catchy marketing term.

For Sarah Palin, I have a few ideas on which markets should Sarah Palin have reached out with her folksy phraseology.

Joe six-ounce – The marijuana smoking crowd needs a strong political voice before all their freedoms and possessions are seized by the government.  Plus they are so friendly, philosophical, and helpful to our economy with their spur of the moment snack food purchases.

Toys r us is out of roach clips

Toys я us is out of roach clips

Joe ‘6 hour stiffy‘- The old people drug popping culture, who live on erect penis and heart medications,  deserve representation.  Ninety per-cent of the population work longer hours for less money?  Take a depression pill.  Record numbers of people arrested and police?  Take an anxiety pill.  Eighty years old with an ugly wife who wants sex?  Take a vacation.

rush limbaugh is old and loves drugs

rush limbaugh is old and loves drugs

Joe 6-jobs or joe 60-hour work week:

(insert photo of yourself here, photoshopped to look a little older)

Joe 6-teeth:  I like candy and I vote!

Muhammad Ali & Friends - "The Adventures of Ali And His Gang v.s. Mr. Tooth Decay

Muhammad Ali & Friends -

Joe 6-fingers: (if Alfonso is offended by this photo, let him flip me the middle fingers!)

antonio alfonseca 6 fingers

antonio alfonseca 6 fingers

Joe 6-toes: Not to be left out.

Sixto Lezcano posing with young fans Milwaukee Brewers

Sixto Lezcano posing with young fans Milwaukee Brewers

Joe 6 IQ:

poop captured in hair

poop captured in hair

Joe 6-seconds to make a major decision on running mate:

John McCain surprised the prunes worked this morning

John McCain surprised the prunes are working so quickly this morning

Joe 6-pack via DBA oracle.

Joe 6-ounce via some MySpace page

Rush mug shot from all over.

Ali vs tooth decay.

Antonio Alfonseca from WizzNutzz.

Sixto Lezcano via Flickr.

Poop haircut – Rosie picture.

Surprised McCain.

5 Comments »

  1. I want to know what Fred 40oz thinks about all this…

    Comment by this buddy of mine — October 17, 2008 @ 2:36 pm

  2. …or Patrick Pint and Kelvin Keg.

    Comment by skeptisys — October 18, 2008 @ 10:10 am

  3. Joe Six pack Speaks:

    http://www.JoeSixPack.me

    Comment by Mark Wyatt — October 18, 2008 @ 9:23 pm

  4. There are more than six hilarious things in this post, but the thrilled look on the face of Senor Lezcano’s face tops my list at the moment.

    Excellent work Skptss (that’s how Tony Larussa would abbreviate you)

    Comment by Joe Table — October 21, 2008 @ 9:36 am

  5. funny stuff, great blog and links!

    Comment by qazse — October 30, 2008 @ 1:59 am


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