April 8, 2009

Women’s Bathroom Secrets Revealed

Filed under: Buying stuff, Consume, Cool other, humor, pictures and videos, Strange — Tags: , , , — skeptisys @ 9:30 am

So guys, how about that game last night and power drills, tools grout… Ok, good!  Now all women have left us alone, we men can discuss a big puzzling problem we all have with women.  How do they possibly go through all those rolls of toilet paper?!?!?

always wear a fancy hat to church

always wear a fancy hat to church

I mean sure, I use toilet paper every few days or so – but every friggin week I am balancing the 64 giganto roll pack of butt softies around the market, knocking over cans right and left.  I can’t even see over the thing to check out cute women!  (maybe that’s their plan)   Women wonder why we buy so much chili?  It’s to have an excuse for carrying all that stool-sopping cotton rolls.

Oh, your Mom's cooking?  I'm prepared.

Oh, your Mom's cooking? I'm prepared.

Seriously, my girlfriend calls me up to give me this same update every couple days:

1. farting in bed is not as funny as you think it is

2. My Mom doesn’t like to be called willieMcGee, whatever that is.

3. we are out of toilet paper.

Well, here for you men, women’s dirty toilet paper secret finally revealed.  From a hidden bathroom video camera, this footage shows us what women secretly do in the bathroom!   Yes, the secret is out!  Warning, these videos are appalling!

A few (very) cool sites located while doing research for this post: Shape & Colour; Bridge & Tunnel Crowd; and Half-Pint Opinions.


  1. What a great post! Thanks for all the laughs

    Comment by Davis — April 8, 2009 @ 9:32 am

    • Thanks, Davis! I am really enjoying your site, as well. Without a doubt, your site is the best accomplishment of a FSU alumnus since Deon Sanders dowsed Tim McCarver with water in a passage of manhood ritual.

      Comment by skeptisys — April 14, 2009 @ 9:43 am

      • i read your comment replies/retorts with more enthusiasm than your articles(sorry about that). and i can’t suppress the feeling that you wake up to see who replied. and how. you’re a mystery ossa.

        Comment by Vani (India) — August 20, 2009 @ 9:41 am

  2. Sigh…thanks to you my wife is back on the “I wanna cat thing 24-7”.

    That’s OK. I want one, too.

    Comment by urbanshocker — April 11, 2009 @ 11:22 am

    • Oh that’s great! Cats are absolutely wonderful to have around the house. The best part is you won’t need an alarm clock because the cat will wake you up at 5am to eat. Just make sure to get extra band aids for the scratches and bites. and lots of air freshener for the constant urine smell. a good broom or vacuum is important, due to the kitty litter, food, dirt, and assorted dropped and/or broken stuff. Oh yeah, avoid newspapers, magazines, and putting anything on a shelf.
      I love cats, they are really worth it.

      Comment by skeptisys — April 14, 2009 @ 9:30 am

  3. Ok

    Comment by jaggi — November 18, 2011 @ 9:24 am

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