SkeptiSys

April 18, 2009

God plans for his journey to earth: What Would Jesus NOT Do?

Filed under: God, humor, life & death, pictures and videos — Tags: , , , , — skeptisys @ 12:29 pm

Nonstampocollector uses sarcasm and humor to try and determine who wrote the Holy Bible, an all knowing and all loving God or ignorant men from thousands of years ago.

Cat finds Jesus.  srsly!

Cat finds Jesus. srsly!

Here is the quote from the Bible regarding the eating of your own children:

The Holy Bible: King James Version. 2000. The Fifth Book of Moses, Called Deuteronomy 28.

53 And thou shalt eat the fruit of thine own body, the flesh of thy sons and of thy daughters, which the LORD thy God hath given thee, in the siege, and in the straitness, wherewith thine enemies shall distress thee:
54 so that the man that is tender among you, and very delicate, his eye shall be evil toward his brother, and toward the wife of his bosom, and toward the remnant of his children which he shall leave:
55 so that he will not give to any of them of the flesh of his children whom he shall eat: because he hath nothing left him in the siege, and in the straitness, wherewith thine enemies shall distress thee in all thy gates.
56 The tender and delicate woman among you, which would not adventure to set the sole of her foot upon the ground for delicateness and tenderness, her eye shall be evil toward the husband of her bosom, and toward her son, and toward her daughter,
57 and toward her young one that cometh out from between her feet, and toward her children which she shall bear: for she shall eat them 2 Kgs. 6.28, 29 · 4.10 for want of all things secretly in the siege and straitness, wherewith thine enemy shall distress thee in thy gates.
58 ¶ If thou wilt not observe to do all the words of this law that are written in this book, that thou mayest fear this glorious and fearful name, THE LORD THY GOD;

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