This month is October, or ‘Rocktober’ if you still listen to crappy morning radio. Yes, finally Halloween month is here, when all the kooks dress up in costumes for our pleasure. I always loved seeing the creative costumes, like my friend’s as a kid – when he put a coat hanger through his head and went as an aborted fetus. I recommend to all of you ultra-Christians in mid-America, to come down to the Villiage in NYC for the Halloween parade. I guarantee your beliefs will change. To what, I have no idea – but they will change.
Here are some cool costumes:
Starting with Bill Maher’s Steve Irwin costume. Stings, doesn’t it?
This guy gets an A for effort.
Ok, I would wear this one. What does that tell you?
I try not to wear complicated costumes. Won’t you be upside down, if you wear this one?
Look a pumpkin!
The next superhero breakfast cereal will be ‘Super Bloody Tampon Ninja’. Watch out, Frakenberry!
Awww cute. Now I don’t feel so bad for wanting to eat the dog.
South Park did it. Always pass your values to the children.
Ludes and Halloween do not mix well. Do they still have ludes, or am I too old? Ok, Nyquil.